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Feisbuc rural

„[Saturday]
Ion is in a relationship with Marie.
Marie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
Marie is attending the event “Mulsul vacii” (Vaca lui Marie and Ion like this)
[Marie is not really attending the event „Mulsul vacii”. She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Marie attending the „Mulsul vacii” event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group “Betivanii satului”
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event “Betie la crasma”. (Crasmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: “suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat”
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Marie’s Wall
Marie finished attending Vasile.
Marie set her status to: “Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica”
Vasile commented to Marie’s status “Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare”

[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event “Slujba de duminica” (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
Be! tivii satului missed the event “Slujba de duminica” because of it’s interference with the event “Betia de duminica” (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this)

[Monday]
Marie set her status to: “La spovedit…”
Ion commented on Marie’s status: “Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?”
Marie also commented on her status: “Taci , Ioane ca esti prost”
Popa satului also commented on Marie’s status:”:))” (Primarul satului likes this..)
Vaca lu’ Marie set her status to “Muuuuuuuuuu…”
Marie commented to Vaca lu’ Marie status: “Ioi ce proasta is, am uitat sa te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pana atunci” (Vaca lu’ Marie likes this.)
Primarul satului added “spaga”! and “corruption” to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
Sefu de Post set his status to: “La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul”
Primarul satului is now attending “Puscaria”.(Bebita sapunaru’ and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]
Marie set her status to “Watching “fermier caut mireasa”, so *** off”
Vaca lu’ Marie exploded. (Ion likes this)
Marie commented: “vaaaaiii…o murit vaca…am uitat s-o mulg…ma omoara tata cand se intoarce de la crasma”
Popa satului also commented: “super, inca o inmormantare pe saptamana asta” (Cantoru’ and Popa Porno likes this)
Popa satului added “Praying” and “Porn” to his activities (Popa porno and Parintele Iosif like this)
Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru’ are now in a relationship and it’s complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]
Popa satului set his status to “Zi de post, fiilor” (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
Tata lu Marie posted on Marie’s Wall: “Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor”
Tata lu Marie killed Marie. (Ion and Popa Satului likes this. Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)
Tata lu Marie is now attending “Puscaria” along with Primarul Satului
Marie is attending Hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin, Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
Vaca lu’ Marie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)”

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